Entropyman

Entropy-man, Entropy-man, doing the best he can,
Realizing he isn't the destructive force everyone thinks he is,
That he is just as good as Superman,
And that he owes a debt to Clausius.

Rudy scribbled the poem haphazardly, grinning with an exuberant enthusiasm he hadn't felt in years.

He got it! He finally understood it. After years of worrying and wondering, he knew the source of his troubles.

But troubles no longer. An ability, a superpower!

Ten minutes ago Rudy's attention drifted from the calculus lesson his teacher was scrawling on the board. This solution intruded on his everyday daydream.

The question: Why did objects deteriorate at a faster than normal rate near me?
For the last half decade his mind had subconsciously considered the question. For the last year, he'd formulated one hypothesis after another, collecting evidence and collating data. He had never really analyzing it, but amid the drone of Mr. Randolph's strident voice a conclusion materialized. The poem sprung to mind simultaneously, and copying it into the margin of his paper cemented his certainty. Rudy didn't assign credit to his mathematics teacher, but his science teacher, Ms. Mohr. She mentioned entropy a few days ago and an environmental feature of his current situation must have triggered a reaction in his brain to connect the pieces.

It seemed obvious now. The evidence rushed, clarified, into his focused, musing mind. He remembered his mom commenting on how fast he ran through socks. One week they were fresh, clean, and new, but not a month later they had holes in the heels. His dad had always said that maybe he stepped too heavily, and couldn't he try walking on tip-toe sometimes?

That was bad dad humor Rudy knew. But there were the pants. They split so easily. Even the slightest fall led to a new tear. That was the style, so it didn't matter, but it bothered him, because he didn't like the fashion. Those in otherwise good condition were flecked with paint. He looked down and saw the blotches of red from the indoor wall, white from the outdoor trim, and brown from the porch. With enough time Rudy could catalog his mom's painting projects.

The bell rang and Rudy roughly stuffed papers into his book bag, knocking it brutally into the desk as he stood up. Classmates milled about him, but even the conclusion of school failed to distract him from his thoughts. A new, related concept entertained his mind. He always felt as if he were straining to curb his destructive power, but maybe he could channel it for a purpose. Unleashing entropy inside seemed risky, so Rudy rushed out to his car.

As he dashed and dodged through the crowded halls, Rudy considered other episodes which confirmed his uniqueness. The walls of his room were scuffed, as if repeatedly buffeted by an abrasive surface, though no one came in except for himself. And the lawn mower. He had mowed the lawn the entire summer, and at the end it had died. A repairman told his dad it had suffered from multiple failures. The usual; rust, overheating, wear and tear. Dad told Rudy that the duty of cutting the grass was now his younger brother's. A good character building exercise, Rudy thought, and after all, I'm going to college next year, so Jake has to start while there's still someone there to offer advice if he needs it.

Arriving at his car, Rudy paused while his thoughts condensed. The red hood reflected the warm September sun as he absentmindedly considered it. “What can I do?” he asked himself, looking around. He recalled the most profound superhero scenes. Bruce Wayne discovers a bat in his home, which leads him to an abandoned well, the Batcave, and a revelation amidst a swarm of bats. Peter Parker's desperate struggle to free himself from a mountain of rubble dropped on him by the Vulture forces him to fully accept himself as Spiderman.

Rudy stood for some time, while other students milled past. He felt exhausted, and at last he considered his mistake. Dejected, he climbed into his car and turned the key. Nothing happened. The dashboard lights indicated the battery was dead. He sat in shock for a moment, but then he felt energized. This must be the result of his ability. His success had come from an unexpected source. He had deteriorated the battery in his car with his ability!

He opened the hood, and with the help of the school security guard, jumped the car. He closed the hood and climbed into the front seat. On the drive home Rudy silently harangued his parents for purchasing a house in an awkward part of town. While his friends drove home in five minutes on the highway, Rudy lived in a section supplied by a series of back-roads where the speed limit never passed 30 mph.

The slow speed allowed other thoughts to bubble forth. Every hero had an enemy. Who would be his? The local bully, or some as yet unknown fiend?

Every hero also needed an assistant. Someone to aid and confine in. It could be a friend, but maybe it would be smart to confide in a wiser head. The choice was obvious. Swinging his car into the driveway he leapt out, stumbled the ten paces to the house, crashed into the screen door, threw it open, and unlocked the front door.

“Mom,” he said, “I need to talk to you.”

Once he'd found her, and convinced her that his information was more valuable than her time spent cleaning, cooking, and relaxing, he explained the whole story.

She looked at him calmly, her expression unfathomable. Then she said, “Rudy, you're my son, and I love you, but that is preposterous.”

“But Mom... everything seems to deteriorate around me at an abnormally fast speed.”

“That's because, and I mean this in the kindest way possible, you can be hasty, lazy, and careless. Your pants are torn because you don't tie your shoes properly and fall over more often. You scar the walls you walk near because you bump against them, scraping them with the metal buttons on your clothing, and you are too distracted to notice. And you took such poor care of the lawn mower, your brother has to do it now.”

“But...”

“You drove it until it was out of gas, never checked the oil, and left it out in the rain repeatedly.”

Rudy hung his head, dejected.

“Is this how you feel about me?”

“I love you, but you don't take care of your surroundings, including your own possessions. How else would you explain it? Think Rudy.”

Rudy thought. He considered the problem from a new angle, with additional data provided by his mother.

“I think,” he said at last, “that when I see a potential problem, I convince myself that it doesn't need to be resolved at that moment. That I'll fix it in a few minutes when it becomes more severe. I suppose I don't act right away, because it seems easier to wait, and maybe the problem isn't as serious as it initially appears.”

“But that can lead to trouble if the problem is dangerous enough.”

“Or maybe I don't even recognize the problem until afterwards. I only think I saw it after the fact.”

“That removes you from responsibility, but not from the consequence.”

Rudy felt drained by the self examination, and deflated from his earlier euphoria.

“Would you do a favor for me?” his mom asked, a smile at the edge's of her lips.

“What?”

“You look like you could use a respite from your mother's condemnation. I need some butter for dessert tonight. Why don't you call up Jessica, and spend some time together, and since her house is near the grocery store, pick up some butter on your way home.”

Rudy bounced to his feet. “Great idea Mom!”

After a quick call he was back in his car, and pulling onto the highway. He gradually pressed down on the gas, and something flickered in his vision, the shade of a tree. 50 mph... And again on the hood, a waver, but it was probably the bump at the overpass. 55 mph... Did he see a vibration again, or did it not even register in his consciousness? 60 mph...

Woa...

Bam!

Hold o...

Screech!

As safety glass showered Rudy's face and torso, he quickly checked his mirrors and pulled into the breakdown lane.

He sat in shock, staring, not at the highway, but the red hood of his car, implanted in the destroyed windshield, blocking entirely his vision of the road ahead.

If any day can conduct a revelation directly to the human soul, the conclusion of Rudy's first day of his Senior year convinced him to live with more attention to the details of life. To slow down and focus on one's surroundings.

Or just maybe, Entropy-man had the ability to degrade the latch holding the hood to the car when he touched it earlier that day.

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