Politics is Like Hockey: No One Understands the Penalties and No One Cares

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Have you been to a hockey game recently? I've become a serious fan of Hockey East, attending about half of Umass Lowell's home games for the last four years. As a somewhat disinterested spectator (My alma mater is Umass Amherst, not Lowell) the games provide plenty of opportunity to reflect on the behavior of other attendees.

The basic rules of hockey are simple: two defensemen and three offensemen for each team, try to score by shooting a puck past the defending goalie into the opposing net. A player can't go offsides (cross into the opponent's third of the rink unless the puck is already there), or ice the puck (hit the puck more than halfway across the rink into the opponent's end). There a couple exceptions and specifications, but one could watch an entire game knowing just the above, and understand ninty-nine percent of the game.

So what did I mean when I said no one knows the rules? Penalties. Every time a player commits a foul they receive a penalty; removal from play for two or five minutes. During that time the offending team plays one player short. For extreme fouls the player can be ejected from the game (This only happens about once per team per year).

Penalties are what bring out the worst in the fans. While the names of the penalties seem straightforward, the spectators don't know what they entail. It's partly because penalties are subjective. Did that player 'hold' someone, or did they get tangled up in a fight for the puck? Did the center 'trip' the defenseman, or did he go for the puck and the other guy tripped over his stick? One might think that penalties such as 'roughing' or 'slashing' would be straight forward, but there is a lot of ambiguity and the action moves so quickly.

This means referees have a tough job. They have to observe a quickly developing game from a terrible vantage point (try watching five people in front of you and five behind at the same time), and they have to judge what to call as a penalty. The best comparison to a referee is probably a teacher trying to manage their classroom. How many times does the teacher want to punish a student, instead of attempting to carry on with the lesson? The answer is never, but sometimes there is some act, that if not called, will lead to an escalation of behavior.

It probably won't surprise anyone that fans are unable to judge the application of penalties fairly. They become enraged when they believe a referee is in error. In their eyes any infraction committed by the opposing team deserves a penalty, while every time the home team levels an opponent, its just “a good hit”. Those who most enjoy the violent nature of hockey (and that's not me) would be the end of it if they ever got their hands on a ref's whistle. They would be forced to concede they know nothing about the rules of penalties and to eliminate them.

Unfortunately, the political situation of the United States of America is in a worse situation.

While the rules of the political system of the United States are admittedly more complicated than a game of hockey (though I'm not sure about football), most of the basics could be covered in a semester of college. Concepts such as the three branches of government, majorities, and elections shouldn't be beyond the understanding of the voter.

But when it comes to penalties, there are no official rules, or even names (except for impeachment, a rare offense). How is anyone supposed to when someone has committed an offense? Voters are left with their own judgment, aided by the media they ingest. The closest that voters have a referee is the Supreme Court, yet it is clear that they are inherently political as well.

Some people will claim that the contentiousness of our present situation is nothing new, and that the very goal of the Constitution, as intended by the framers, was to prevent progress. The first point is true, since political conflict is as old as Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton (it was all Hamilton's fault – just kidding). And the political violence just before the Civil War is something that we haven't reached yet.

But while the first part of the statement is true, the second is not. The Constitution was designed, not to grind progress to a halt, but to foster compromise. To aid compromise, it was assumed that a certain level of civility, a respect for tradition and proper behavior, would exist. It's clear that at some point civility vanished. Like fans at a hockey game, it's easy to point fingers, but difficult to eliminate bias. It might seem that Donald Trump is the devil incarnate and the Republican Party is responsible for his creation by practicing a scorched earth resistance to President Obama, but to others it seems that President Obama's outright rejection and belittlement of the Republicans created the rise of a righteous and reasonable man. It doesn't matter who is right, right now, because this is only a product of a protracted struggle and disintegration of politeness.

I'm not saying someone isn't right.  But we can't point to anything within the last eight years as the cause, because the beginning is further back. And even though one party started the slide into the mud, it's not like the other hasn't been wrestling them the whole way down.

In this mess of a presidential year, very few have been bi-partisan. The most recent tussle, the nomination to replace Anthony Scalia, has exposed the difficulty of calling foul. Both sides stand by their action, while claiming the other is acting villainously. Only John Kasich has demonstrated reasonable civility (although President Obama nominating a fairly moderate judge could be considered to demonstrate reasonableness as well), by endorsing Merrick Garland in spite of the virulent protests of his own party.

Aside from President Obama and Kasich, it is hard to find anyone that has offered the hand of reconciliation to the other side. Clinton, Reid, Trump, Cruz, Sanders, Rubio, and McConnell have all failed in the cause of the country and in demonstrating a bravery that rises above party politics.

Again, this is not to say that they are equal. Some have restricted themselves to some mild statements of rebuke, while others have lied and personally insulted their opponents. There is a wide gulf separating these candidates. When it comes down to it, those who disagree on policy are free to debate the merits of their side, but the breaking of conventions, the lies, and personal insults are a sign that a politician has committed a foul. Not everyone has done this, but few have tried to reverse this progression.

The partisan rancor isn't the end of the United States, just as the fight between the Federalist and the Democratic-Republicans wasn't. Maybe this time next year a movement will rise up and break the polarization that tightly grips the United States. If not then, there will be future opportunities for the country to come together. Until then, try to judge as impartially as one can, act for the best interest of the people of the United States of America, and if the other guy (or gal) wins in the election don't act like your opponent is right now.

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